'Banned for life!..I know, I know…
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Remember, the cure for stress lies in being the giver and not the receiver!
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The trick is, you have to make the spray out of real bugs. You can start by scraping off the windshield when you get home.
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Being the least is hard to live up to.
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Undesirable expletives avoided!
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As my wife likes to say: that you for sharing (sarcastically).
That’s called pepper spray
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…We’re old, we’re tired get off our lawn… I would also insert 'we’re armed to the dentures !
(have to give them a descriptive visual before the rounds start going down range!)
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@William191 I have two of those in hot pink! 
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Their cat is a tick? Only guessing here.
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Actually Brother, That drawing looks like my neighbors ‘Hedgehogs’!
A family of (5) came wandering into my yard this past weekend!
I knew what they were because I have nothing better to do than go
on ‘Twitter’ 
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and NO smarty pantz! I didn’t shoooooot 'em! Jeez!
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If I was going to make a joke here it would be to stop playing with yourself. You’ll go blind
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