Jalapeños ketchup s very popular
I don’t like the flavor of those peppers. They taste like green bell peppers, which I do not like, and they aren’t hot, so there’s no point in my using them.
I don’t like the taste of most peppers let alone something that fries my tongue which milk only seems to have a small effect of of helping. Water only spreads it around.
That would be ghost peppers (no serial numbers on those, either
), and those hotter than those. Habaneros are only about, IIRC, 250,000-300,000 Scovilles. jalapeños are only 2,500-5,000, Serranos, between 5,000-15,000.
The very hot peppers will immediately light your entire mouth on fire, then begin to numb it and your face; like getting Novocain at the dentist, but a lot of it. ![]()
I like hot peppers, but I don’t care for “pepper challenges”. I believe they are stupid. Once your mouth is ablaze, it doesn’t matter if the pepper is one million or 2 million Scovilles, or whatever the hottest pepper is now. It’s like sticking your hand in a fire, 1000° or 2000°. Does it matter?
I like habaneros because I like the flavor, the heat is ancillary to me, not a requirement. I can handle the heat without issue. I have been challenged on that and have eaten - mascerated - a ghost pepper and did not eat or drink anything with it or afterward. Yes, a very hot pepper, at least 1 million Scovilles, but if you eat hot peppers, one can tolerate the heat, but you can’t do anything about the numbing effect.
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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t robots.
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When a kid says “Daddy, I want mommy,” that’s the kid’s version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor.”
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I don’t mean to interrupt people, but I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
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I thought growing old would take longer.
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It’s weird being the same age as old people.
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I’m at that delusional stage where I think everyone my age looks way older than I do.
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Just once I want a username and password prompt to say, “CLOSE ENOUGH”.
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If I am ever on life support unplug me and plug me back in and see if that works.
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Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and think, “That can’t be accurate.?!”
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I see people out there zip-lining and mountain climbing and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
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Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
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If Adam and Eve were Cajuns, they would have eaten the snake instead of the Apple and saved us all a lot of trouble.
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We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages: Metamucil and Ensure.
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You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.
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Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
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Some of my friends exercise every day, meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
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For those of you that don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversation they are making a male version. It doesn’t listen to anything.
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Now that I have lived through a plague, I totally understand why Italian Renaissance paintings are full of fat people lying on couches.
Not that haed. Put your tree stand up next to a Whole Foods. Don’t have to be all that quiet either. They will just walk up to you.













