OH SH!T! TOO PHUNNIE!
U.S. — Joy Reid is dead at the age of 55. The MSNBC anchor, host of The ReidOut, exploded live on-air shortly after reporting on Trump’s stellar performance in the 2024 presidential election.
“I don’t understand — what is happening? HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?” Reid said just before her head exploded.
According to sources, her final words will be turned into her tombstone’s epitaph.
Here Lies
Joy Reid (She/Her)
1968 - 2024
“HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?”
The coroner’s office ruled the death a result of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). “Like a computer, she simply could not compute a world in which Trump was president again and that killed her,” said the coroner in his report.
At publishing time, Rachel Maddow fell into a Trump-induced coma.
I wanna see JOY! DAMMIT! Not enough Joy! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahh!
Who gives a flying fat rats tail end what those on “The View” have to say let alone so called Hollywood “star” and professional athletes. What country in the world would pay these turds millions of dollars to play with a ball. Then they have to gall to disrespect our country and all those that sacrificed everything to defend their freedom. If I want advice from someone that play with a ball I’ll ask my daughter’s Siberian Husky. I’m sure the answer will be in some Wokie dialect and if interpreted would be “I don’t care. Now, since you bothered me, give me a treat”.
If this actually would have happened, Trump would have been arrested for causing the death of this swine. Charged with voluntary manslaughter (or womanslaughter, what does joy reid identify as?)
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahh!
