Home prep guide
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Sooo,… I need an advanced missile defense system?
I mean I already knew that, but our government doesn’t care about me, and there’s NO way I could afford to buy one…. Soooo….
??? 
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U Funny Fella !
If Invaders or the ‘G’ get past my Claymore’s and Phoo-gas
there’s always my Pepper Spray! Just sayin’ ! 
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The link has been fixed, but at the time of my original response it linked to missle defense systems! 
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I liked Missile Defense answer,
Always wanted a Patriot Battery in the Yard!
Really give the phucker’s pause 'ey?
Oh sh!t! Dudes got Missiles! Yeah buddy! Heat seeker’s!
Or ‘Stinger’s’ Yeah, Stinger’s!
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Crocodiles and Hyenas. Once they latch onto you, they own that part!
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…and BEAR’S Oh My! Definitely BEAR’S! Oh, Bother!
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Yeah, no crocodiles or hyenas here in the southwest!
Bears, Cougars, Coyotes, Bobcats, and snakes, for sure!!!
Scorpions for Don too,… (don’t have them here in Colorado)
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The only 'Scorpion’s this dude wants to see is on the stage man!
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Only ONE Left! $99.00!
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Is the recliner included? 
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Yeah! but shipping charges are a beeotch! 
Thank you Rio Rancho New Mexico for comin’ out to our show yesterday!
Dragons, Christmas Gnomes, Patriotic Gnomes Oh my! $$$$$$$!!!
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Wait,… where’s mine?!?
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u phunnie fella! …bearly!
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Gators and pigs they both will eat the bodies left behind
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Here’s an interesting article on fougasse with drawings.
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"LIGHT ‘EM UP!!!’’
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He’s lucky he is going downhill. In the other direction doubtful he could get away.