If it has been posted already I apologize
Not really a meme (me me me) but only place I could think (I do on occasion) to place it:
So this is a me, me?? lol
Well…it is black!
Some years back, the local college went on full lockdown because a nervous student witnessed a musician putting a trombone in his trunk. Joke all you want, but assault trombones are a serious problem.
Those algae blooms are just learning to defend themselves from the critters that seek to eat them. 
Yeah, but not nearly as much as full-auto accordians. 
True. I once told Santa I wanted a lever action accordion, but he said I’d polka my eyes out.
I’m sorry, but I had to. You said “Polka Your Eyes Out.”
Might need to adjust the claw.
Must be a left handed hammer!
My left handed hammer hits to the right😉