Combat Garden Gnomes


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Dude those are crazy! :laughing::joy::rofl::rofl:

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Watch out for pot holes in your yard if they ever get a hold of hand grenades.

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Maybe more of a backyard set of accessories?
Where access is controlled and limited?
Certainly attention getters!
/laughs merrily

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Love it! Gotta get me some!

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I hate garden gnomes, but these are utterly hilarious! Only other one I’ve ever seen that I liked had a dinosaur eating the gnomes. I guess those gnomes should have had some guns to defend themselves.

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:laughing: :rofl:
Ahem. Yes. I believe you are correct.
:rofl:

I might actually put one of those in my yard!

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Oh dear lord, those guys are an expensive set of diorama characters… But man, if you had a free grand or so…
(can’t tell I played army with my friends plastic toy soldiers as an eight year old huh?)

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Wanted those… never got 'em.
I got Barbies. :unamused::roll_eyes:
Stole my brother’s Tonka trucks and used them to excavate holes and bury the barbies. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

never got the chemistry set I wanted either.
well, in retrospect, maybe that was a prudent choice. :thinking::grin:

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If you really want to make BIG booms invite me out to the farm but make sure your critters are secured and any neighbors less than 10 miles away are on vacation someplace else.:smiling_imp:

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How my family spends the Fourth.
https://1drv.ms/v/s!ApDvyv4kri2Fl6siQ72YFWhdxr5KOA

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@RocketPak that looks like you’re having entirely too much fun. :smiley:

@DBrogue tempting :thinking::grin:

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I think we’re going to need a bigger boa… gun.

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La la la la la (holding my ears) i could just imagine how all this would be handled in a Red Flag state!

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I think it was probably a very prudent choice! :rofl:

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