Can be found in the NAGV Bible (New American Gunfighter Version)

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
I want that version for my collection.

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I need that, with pictures…hmmm hard cover…

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@David-65

How you been bro! I’m going to shoot you a message!

However, I speak clear English here and can someone please translate this funny meme of boogalations and I’ll quote Galatians 6

¶ Brethren, if a man be overtaken in a fault, ye which are spiritual, restore such an one in the spirit of meekness; considering thyself, lest thou also be tempted.

¶ Bear ye one another’s burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ.

For if a man think himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceiveth himself.

But let every man prove his own work, and then shall he have rejoicing in himself alone, and not in another.

For every man shall bear his own burden.

¶ Let him that is taught in the word communicate unto him that teacheth in all good things.

¶ Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

As we have therefore opportunity, let us do good unto all men, especially unto them who are of the household of faith.

Brethren, if a man be overtaken in a fault, ye which are spiritual, restore such an one in the spirit of meekness; considering thyself, lest thou also be tempted.

¶ Bear ye one another’s burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ.

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For if a man think himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceiveth himself.

But let every man prove his own work, and then shall he have rejoicing in himself alone, and not in another.

For every man shall bear his own burden.

¶ Let him that is taught in the word communicate unto him that teacheth in all good things.

¶ Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

As we have therefore opportunity, let us do good unto all men, especially unto them who are of the household of faith.

¶ Ye see how large a letter I have written unto you with mine own hand.

As many as desire to make a fair show in the flesh, they constrain you to be circumcised; only lest they should suffer persecution for the cross of Christ.

For neither they themselves who are circumcised keep the law; but desire to have you circumcised, that they may glory in your flesh.

But God forbid that I should glory, save in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world is crucified unto me, and I unto the world.

For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision, but a new creature.

And as many as walk according to this rule, peace be on them, and mercy, and upon the Israel of God.

¶ From henceforth let no man trouble me: for I bear in my body the marks of the Lord Jesus.

Brethren, the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Amen)

¶ Ye see how large a letter I have written unto you with mine own hand.

As many as desire to make a fair show in the flesh, they constrain you to be circumcised; only lest they should suffer persecution for the cross of Christ.

For neither they themselves who are circumcised keep the law; but desire to have you circumcised, that they may glory in your flesh.

But God forbid that I should glory, save in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world is crucified unto me, and I unto the world.

For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision, but a new creature.

And as many as walk according to this rule, peace be on them, and mercy, and upon the Israel of God.

¶ From henceforth let no man trouble me: for I bear in my body the marks of the Lord Jesus.

Brethren, the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Amen

There is no correlation, similarities, or adjacent meaning to the actual chapter and verse. If one seeks deeper meaning (not recommended at all), it would be my personal interpetation that it is a play on the mistaken idea that Christ was a pacifist, when in fact, Christ was a huge rebel who knew exactly when, where, and how much force to exert for self-defense.
But again it is just a funny meme.

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A man shall leave his father and mother and cling to his rifle.

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:exploding_head:
So Zen like

& Let no man put asunder …

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@Charles241 ,

Forgive me if my tone came off wrong. I thought it was funny as well.

But I would disagree on a few statements you said.

Jesus came to earth establishing a kingdom, and not a war.

He was despised and rejected by men. I’ll emphasize that , not just by people but his own people in which he came to redeem

I believe the Bible is the authoritive word of God. Jesus said, “Search the scriptures , for you think you found life but it speaks of me.”

-in the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was God. John 1:1

-All scripture is given By inspiration of God it is profitable for doctrine for reproof, for correction and for instruction in righteousness 2 Tim. 3;16

Ah-men brother he is the word.

No I can see the nuance, not rebel as in war but rebel as in against corruption/establishment/heretics in that sense.

:+1:

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