If God gave me wings I would fly, but he didn’t. He gave me a truck. I’m driving😁
If God causes me to grow wings, I’m strapping a jet engine to my back, and wearing a helmet that says “Death from Above.” I’ll be on tv for sure.
I want front row seats, oh and I’m bringing my paint ball gun!!! YOU’RE GOING DOWN!!!
Would absolutely drive for several reasons. No TSA, I can control who gets into my vehicle, no one to kick the seat behind me and lastly, I can eat peanuts in my car.
Well, strapped to my chest will be a 45-70 Gatlin Gun. I’ll be like a miniature A-10. BBRRRAAAAAAPP!