I know the loony left blamed cow farts but f’ing actually made something to lessen how much cows fart! Guess who was invested in? His initials are Bill Gates.
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What else is being given to the animals that we eat and use products like milk we get from them. I just might go vegan.
You could buy a cow or go hunting.
Or have neighbors with cows…and still go cow hunting.
I told my neighbor I wouldn’t shoot his cows unfortunately.
A lot of those cow farts are because most cows are fed a diet their bodies are not designed to digest properly. This poor diet also leads to health issues requiring prophylactic use of antibiotics which then leads to the development of antibiotic resistant bugs that really are a direct threat to humans.
Stop fattening up the cows on corn in mud and feces filled cesspools and we can worry a whole lot less about their farts and the other much more important problems that system creates.
Hmmmmmmmmm Christmas Eve and what are we talking about?
COW FARTS! NICE! 
Joy to the World! ‘Fert’ the Lord has come ‘Fert’, Da Daaaa ‘fert’, Da Daaaaa ‘Fert’ Da Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ‘Fert Fert’ You guy’s 're too much (‘fert’)
Don’t forget to leave Santa his chemically enhanced glass of milk next to his GMO modified cookies;/
WOW, I’m so in the Christmas Spirit now Brothers…
Well despite my keeping a watchful eye on the kleptocrats and corporate profiteers my family and I are having a great holiday.
My son convinced my wife that we should have a nice quiet Xmas at home instead of going to the in-law stress fest. So we are having a great time hanging out playing board games, wrapping presents and playing football and throwing knives in the back yard. It is possible to prepare the mind and body for a likely hard future while still enjoying the present.
And to sorta get back on topic. Xmas diner tomorrow will be a beef roast (from a free range grass fed cow a friend in town raised) with some home grown potatoes. The only farts will be from the brussel sprouts my wife is making;)
Blessings to you and yours on this Glorious Christmas Eve Brother.
Sounds like an storybook Holiday. It’s nice to hear.
The less the cows fart, the more I do… 
Ok I get it is more fun to talk about farts… But you all know by now. I like facts.
Cows primarily release methane through burps during digestion, which is a much more potent greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide, even though it breaks down faster in the atmosphere.
I know you would love for me, to tell you all about. The stomach system. They have with four compartments.
Maybe it’s just me but,
I don’t care if cows Fart or Burp. I don’t lay in bed thinking about it, I doesn’t come to mind at random times during the day. I means really, I’m eating my Prime Rib tomorrow with PEOPLE I love and will enjoy every bite of it. Out 4H calf was raised by a teen aged girl on a small family farm I didn’t ask her what she fed it. I’m sure it will be just fine.
I’m doing my absolute best to become an eco warrior by eating the damn cows as fast as they can breed. I hope you all join me in this planet saving endeavor….
I used to wish for my 4 front teeth for Christmas. Now all I want is food that won’t slowly kill me in 5-10 years.
I’m doing my part by eating cows every chance I get. Fight the good fight! Eat, win!
Oh man, a good bacon cheeseburger would be great right now. Along with an ice cold beer.
Do pigs fart? Asking for an envoronazi friend.
You guy’s R Killin’ me dead! I’ll tell ya True!
Justhesame a I’m going out and finding me a Christmas Eve Baconator Double
with a Large Fry… I don’t want anyone here to think I’m a slacken on my
‘Eco-Warrior’ duties! (Enzo, and all concerned Merry Christmas to ya’ll but reading
that 'Eco-Warrior line I damn near Peed!)
And this here monologue is a courtesy of Kevin Costner’s ‘Hatfield N McCoy flick which I’ma takin’ ta heart ya’here! It ain’t as good as Hans Gruber fallin’ offa the Nakatomi Plaza building to start off da Christmas Holiday but damn fine close that
I’ma gonna add dat dere flick ta ma Holiday awatchin’.
I know people in Kentucky don’t talk like that (amirite William? But itsa fun writin’ it).
MERRY CHRISTMAS YA"ALL!
