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a promise kept

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Both aren’t worth the time to piss on them if they were on fire

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Amen, brother.

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…and she should’ve stayed there.

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No but we have both relative bearing grease and fallopian tubes.

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‘Now don’t take any sh!t from the Sargent you TELL him I need a Left handed Smoke shifter and a Bucket of steam , now GO!’…snicker…

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Truth!

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One of the harshist words in the English language…ALMOST!

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I actually didnt mind the crackers and cheese. Gotta knead up the cheese a bit so you can mix in the oil but it wasn’t that bad.

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All kinds of fun things for recruits and junior enlisted.

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I got sent after a fallopian tube and brought back a WAF Master Sgt who thoroughly enjoyed reaming the guy that sent me. I knew what it was.

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On one of the ancient telephone systems I worked with, the dial tone generator was enclosed in what looked like a 1 gallon can. It was common for the NCOIC to give the new guy a tour and tap on the can as he walked by. “Oh, sounds like we need a can of dial tone. Can you run over to supply and pick up a quart or 2?”

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I hated that part of going to the range

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