A) Grandma was an Abusive beeotch
B) He wore those pants that way because the ‘Rule’ was no hitting below the belt.
C) she disobeyed that rule
D) That is why Grandma is eating an Airbag! 
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An Englishman, taking a road trip through the US, notices he’s low on fuel, pulls into the first gas station he sees. The attendant walks out and approaches the car.
“How can I help you, sir?”
And in a posh voice, the man says, “I’m low on petrol; please top off the tank.”
With an odd look, the guy begins to fill ’er up.
The Englishman then says, “Also, while I’m here could you open the bonnet and check the oil?”
Now looking slightly peeved but still saying nothing, the serviceman does as requested.
“Oh, yes,” says the Brit, “It appears my windscreen needs a good cleaning. Would you mind terribly-”
Unable to hold his tongue any more the attendant angrily snaps, “Alright, that’s enough! It’s not Petrol, it’s gasoline! It’s not a bonnet, it’s a hood! And it’s not a windscreen, it’s a windshield! We invented cars, so you call them by their American names!”
And with that wonderful, charming, stiff-upper-lip UK wit, the Englishman calmly replies, “Well yes, my friend, you may have invented the automobile, but we invented the language!”
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Which is why I never ask to use anyone’s phone 
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Nice catch 
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Once again; sick, twisted, and just plain funny. I love this place!
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Can you just imagine what those cookies would have smelled and tasted like if she had gotten away with it?
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This actually happened to a friend in the oil business who purchased 50 gallon drums in the Philippines he intended to fill with waste products. He asked for the drums to be labeled with “Skulls and Crossbones”. The words “Skulls and Crossbones” were exactly what was stenciled on the drums when he went to pick them up. True story.
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