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In the words of Doc Holiday…https://youtu.be/3F6vRzWjAbg?t=33
For $250.00 an Hour I will admit I am Wrong over and over again!
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“Me thinks this group has lost it’s way…”
I sure hope so, I put a lot of effort into being as weird and phunnie as possible!
It goes a long way into releasing the daily $hit heaped on us…uh…daily!
Where We Go 1 We Go All
No steppa ona Snekka
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You ain’t got nothin’ on Bobby! 
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Dumb ways……to…die 
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Things you need to know if you move to the Appalachians
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A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
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There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
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There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one’s seen before.
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If it grows, it’ll stick ya. If it crawls, it’ll bite cha.
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Onced and Twiced are words.
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It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
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Jawl-P? means: Did you all go to the bathroom?
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People actually grow, eat, and like okra.
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Fixinto is one word. It means I’m going to do something.
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There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there’s supper.
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Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you’re two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.
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Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
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The word jeet is actually a question meaning, ‘Did you eat?’
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You don’t have to wear a watch, because it doesn’t matter what time it is, you work until you’re done or it’s too dark to see.
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You don’t PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
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Y’all is singular. All Y’all is plural.
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All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
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You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car.
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You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco, and ketchup.
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The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, motorsports, and gossip.
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Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss (first name), or Mr (first name)
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You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
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You know what a hissy fit is…
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Fried catfish is the other white meat.
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We don’t need no dang Driver’s Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!
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You understand these jokes and forward them to your Appalachian friends and those who just wish they were from the Appalachians.
AND one more:
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To show that stupid possum that it CAN be done!
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