I remember those
OMG, that was me today. Let my phone do the security upgrade…did it and lost connection. I had to have a 15 year old get my phone connected again. WTF
I had to get a new phone. I’m pulling out what little hair I have left, trying to unscramble the mess created by transferring data to the new phone.
Lost user names and passwords are a jumbled mess.
I use a password vault, far too many IDs, special password formats, etc., to remember all or them, especially those not used often.
Are they idiot proof?
Well, I am capable of using it. 
Only one password to remember - the one to the vault.
I had a response, but I think I’ll bite my tongue to avoid the wrath of the Secret Police.
So now you know.
Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense”
The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.”
“Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring,” he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, “So, how long have you been wearing one?”
“Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”
