


I haven’t had any alcohol in over 30 years (Instant AssHole, Just add Alcohol). But back in the day this was my favorite. Parkbrau was a local brewery in the town I was stationed in. So if you are 21 aaaa I mean 16 years old you can take a look…
Is that a testament that speaks to the frequency you see flashing lights in your rear view mirror ???
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Dude, Blacky is a model citizen, he would never even consider violating any laws… ![]()

Here’s a true story about rotary phones. I have 2 daughters, for whom I shared custody with their mom when they were growing up. One time my now wife and I had put one of her antique phones in the living room. The next weekend when the girls came over, they came in and immediately spotted the strange black object on the side table. My oldest, who was about 12 at the time, ran over, leaned over it with her hands held around it but not touching it, and said “wait! I know what this is! I’ve seen them in movies”
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