Ducking ducks doing duck dances daringly…
@William191 Don’t you hate it when ducks commit crimes against humanity?
Duck lives matter!
In grade school I learned about 50% of my times tables!
Could @Wanda3 be behind this post?
Loved that movie . . .
AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, “HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?”
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, “NO,… I NEVER DID DANCE… NEVER REALLY WANTED TO.”
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID “WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU’RE GONNA DANCE NOW,” AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN’S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR – NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN’S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, “SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE’S ASS?”
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M’AM… BUT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don’t waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you’re smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don’t mess with old women; they didn’t get old by being stupid.
Wanda 3 I truly appreciate you for making the community much better and you and Fred really are a blessing because you all have made people feel better and I have read lots of your funnies and it’s made me feel better when I truly was feeling down you all brought joy and happiness to my spirit and hart thank you all for that you all make the world a better place in sad bad , times you all are ALSOME Bobby Jean 
thank you you help people to feel better that Love 
OldDude49 I did not pass the test and I did not act like I even cared about anything that Jesus did for me because I didn’t turn the OUTHER cheek and I should have I showed what a Christ man should never do hate in the name of Christ I messed up an did just that and I still hate the man who ATACKED MY SO CALLED RELATIONSHIP WITH CHRIST I FAILED AND STILL HATE HIM AND I SHOULD GO PLAY CARDS WITH HUNTER BIDEN JUST AS HE TOLD ME WITH ME FAILING JESUS I AM JUST AS BAD AS THE MAN THAT HATES HIM I AM A TRUE SINNER I APOLOGIZE FOR THINKING I WAS BETTER THAN I AM I FOUND OUT MY FAITH IS WEAK SAD VERY SAD THE DEVIL WON THIS ROUND I LOST Bobby Jean I Love Jesus an hate the devil I APOLOGIZE FOR COMING UP SHORT VERY
@BobbyJean If my humor helps you and some others, then it is a good day!
that is between you and the BOSS… I have no room to judge you…
there are times when resentment and anger and sometimes out right hate overcomes us all…
I find myself often asking the BOSS for forgiveness for such… just watching the gov do things…
at times gets me pretty riled up so usually I just say God Bless em… even so…
I sure would like to see those greedy, lusting, power hungry folks get their comeuppance…
but that’s up to the BOSS… so…
(BOSS) = the father the son and the holy spirit…
just talk with the BOSS… and relax…???
A day without @Wanda3 is like a day without sunshine. 
OLDDUDE49 WHAT YOU JUST SAID MADE ME CRY , I HAVE BEEN THROU HELL AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET THE LORD TO BLESS ME TO CALM DOWN 
I,HAVE SEEN WHAT THE LORD HAS DONE IN MY LIFE AND IN ME, I , AM SURE ASKING THE, BOSS , FOR SO VERY MUCH , and when A MAN COMES AT ME WITH WHAT THE,BOSS IS NOT, 
I GET SO MAD I JUST SEE RED , I WAS NOTHING TILL THE GRATE SPIRIT,PUT ME ON MY KNEES AND THEN GAVE ME A HAND UP,AS,IN,PICKED,ME,UP:fire: AND I KNOW,GOD GAVE,ME,BACK,MY,LIFE, AND I ,ONLY STAND,BY, THE,GRACE OF,THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND,BY THAT,ALONE, CAN,I,FALL, NOT,A,MAN,SLANDERIN,THE LORD, THANK YOU FOR, THE WISDOM Bobby Jean AMEN 
