Welcome to New England!!
That’s not right… 
You are holding it wrong… 
Just getting this one in before Sunday, because I’ll probably forget my passwords when I wake up an hour early.
You’re too late. Many people are going to a four day work week and have Friday off.
A lady comes to the gun store and buys a gun and ammo. She is so happy! She goes to the range and comes out all upset. She explains to the person who sold her the gun that her gun did not work. The salesman checked the gun and it all seemed to function well. He explained that there is no reason that your gun should not work. She was all the more frustrated and in a pissed off voice, Listen I loaded the round ans all it did was go click! The salesman asked to see her ammo and she presented him these.
Now, this whole thing would be just a funny little joke, but it really happened. She thought the bullets were cute!
