Memes that don’t fit elsewhere II (NO Politics) (Part 2)

I’m not a quitter, but, some lines must be drawn, using a sharpie

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have heard stories about people using sharpies like that…

do NOT ask me to repeat em… they’re just too TERRIBLE! :scream: :laughing:

wait… also this… :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

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NO I have NOT stated your assumption is correct… please show me exactly where I did so!

and what you have repeatedly stated is YOUR perception of that image!!!

and I have answered your explanation several times…

and perhaps it is only in your mind I have proven your assertion multiple times…

and you are correct any further discussion will not change minds… yours or mine…

don’t care who the female is with… do care about the attitude displayed…

said that is the question in your mind it is NOT the question being asked…

SEEMS like the only thing you can see is skin colors in the image???

OK try replacing the black guy with the image of a white guy…

OR try replacing the image of the white couple with a black couple…

then look at the question…

now is that better???

or does that make it any different???

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I do believe jerzy actually gets it :rofl:

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I said the same thing to you so???

and look at what jerzy posted and tell us your choice???

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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”

She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”

“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”

“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded.

“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”

“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.”

He said, “Do you have a real grudge?”

“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”

“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.”

“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”

“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?”

“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me!”

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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said:

"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now… I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large-screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.

So I said to my wife:

“it seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems!

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A teacher was instructing a group of very young students about science, and made several relevant sexual references.

Afterwards, a group of angry parents came to the teacher, upset that such a topic had been breached.

“Well, I assumed that all these kids already knew the facts of life,” said the teacher. “I had reason to believe they did."

"Why?” asked one of the parents.

The teacher replied, "Well, every student in the class always talks about ‘fing this’ and 'fing that’ all day long. So I assumed that they had a basic understanding of that process.”

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