Everyone in the northern part of the country still has time to prepare their cars for winter.
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail came to mind after reading that headline - that was so funny then, sadly the Bee is not likely not far off the mark with this one. We shall see… but their story is quite funny, here is one paragraph:
Officer Gallahad of Border Patrol Central Command says the change has already produced positive results, such as increased capture of illegal immigrants. He credits the increase to the fact that immigrants facing this new coconut-laden threat are unable to flee while also laughing uncontrollably.
Man that’s Captain Kangaroo!
Oddball (another old dude)
We need toothbrushes, lots of toothbrushes.
That is Bob Ketchem, commonly know as Captain Kangaroo, he was also a member of the United States Army. And I believe he received a Purple Heart!