Take the hug, the coffee, then the vodka, and then sleep it off. I am sure you will feel much better… 
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Yeah, that’s a great way to crap the bed…
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Eh, it’s only 99 degrees. That’s a veritable cold spell.
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One of my friends I met similarly. He walked into the convenience store I was in and sat in the ice case. I had to meet him! (this, of course, was after the bars closed, which in NYS was after 4am). We always had a riotous time (extremely fun, not actual rioting) when we got together. We did a lot of stupid sh-t while we were together. One night a friend had a flat tire and we, mostly him, lifted the car, as the friend could not find the jack, while he changed the tire. He, obviously, was quite strong, but not even close to another friend that could lift the front-end of his 50s Chevy off the ground. He was always amazed that this skinny kid (5’ 10" and about 160 then) could drink him under the table (he was 5’ 7" and admittedly over 240).
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Do you know the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?
Garbage gets picked-up once in awhile!
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Way Cool!
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Deep fried weed and no MAYO???
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