My sister works at a hospital which make that list all the more hilarious.
Hear about the guy that locked his keys in the car? It took the police two hours to get him out!
“If this is true…” Danger Will Robinson, danger!!! You know, instead of posting B.S. on the Internet, it isn’t hard to fact-check first…I found many sources similar to this - Does Ordering Baby Formula From Amazon Through Canada Actually Work?
So many complain about Leftists posting misinformation, and yet…
The hotter you make the bucket the better then when it is cool the plastic shrinks, AS we know all about this well!
Funny you should bring that up. Two weeks ago I ordered 50 plastic planting pots, they arrived in two stack of 25.
For a moment my wife and I thought we were being videotaped for Americas Funniest Videos as we attempted to dislodge them.
It took two of us an hour to pull them apart.
So, we’re not alone and it’s not age related, thank you!
Did you fact-check that poster?
Putin Joke
Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.
So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:
-Is Crimea ours?
-Yes, it is.
-And the Donbas?
-Also ours.
-And Kyiv?
-We got that too.
Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:
-Thanks, how much do I owe you?
-5 euros
It’s almost like a variation of the joke about women and jars.
I gather the joke is that instead of the US dollar being the universal currency, the currency least likely to become universal is in his Hell; unfortunately, that would be our Hell, too. Most likely it will be the yuan.