RIP âIcemanâ

Not true, but funny.
Couldnât believe a Monkeeâs birth led to nazi surrender ![]()
I watched Willow last night in tribute, one of my favorite fantasy movies of the 80s besides Conan and Beast Master.
I was always told weed.
But, But, But how will we explain LIFE to Demoncrats then?.. askinâ fer a fiend! ![]()
You associate with fiends?!? Iâm disappointedâŠ
I âAssociateâ with you donât I ? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
this story doesnât make you cry laughing, let me knowâIâll say a prayer for you.
A happily married couple had only one major issue in their relationship: the husbandâs morning routine of farting like a foghorn. Every day, his wife would wake up to the thunderous blasts, gasping for air as the noxious fumes made her eyes water.
âPlease, for the love of all things holy, STOP!â she begged him daily.
âI canât help it,â heâd say. âItâs totally natural!â
She warned him, âOne day, youâre going to blow your guts out.â
The years rolled by, and so did his morning explosions. Then came Christmas morning. As the wife was preparing the turkey, she stared at the pile of innardsâgizzard, liver, neck, and allâand a brilliantly wicked idea struck her.
She crept upstairs, where her husband was still snoozing, gently pulled back the covers, and ever so carefully tipped the entire bowl of turkey guts into his underwear before tucking him back in.
A while later, the house shook with his usual morning eruptionâonly this time, it was followed by a bloodcurdling scream. The sound of frantic footsteps pounded toward the bathroom.
The wife collapsed on the floor, laughing so hard she could barely breathe.
Twenty minutes later, the husband emerged, pale as a ghost, in his now blood-streaked underwear. His face was a mask of horror.
Trying to keep a straight face, his wife asked, âWhat happened?â
He gulped. âHoney⊠you were right. All these years, you warned me, but I never listened.â
âWhat do you mean?â she asked, barely holding it together.
âWell⊠it finally happened. I farted my guts out.â He shuddered, then added, âBut by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers⊠I think I got most of them back in.â










