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#4 always use the neighbors truck.
That way he can explain to the insurance company their tree fell on my truck. Then you let the insurance companies dude it out.
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As a former resident of the 50th state, I can attest that it is easier to get a birth certificate than a driver’s license. As long as you have the $40 for the babe at the counter you’re in.
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Good dog!
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Good doggie. There’s a nice sirloin steak with your name on it when we get home.
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