This is our modern day Marie Antonette!
I have had the above meme in my folder of things that I have yet to post for a long time. I think it first came my way during the height of the COVIDcrisis - but I always felt like the message was an exaggeration - until today.
But after watching the government’s response in Western North Carolina, somehow, the idea that there is some entity out to get us feels more fitting than ever…
Never Trumpers beware.
It’s a piece of pipe sitting on a block of wood. As phoney as Walz himself.
How many miles do thy get on a panty hose?
An elderly woman went to buy some cat food. She picked up three cans, but the cashier stopped her and said, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you without proof that you own a cat. Unfortunately, some seniors have been buying cat food to eat themselves, and management requires proof that you’re purchasing it for your pet.”
Determined, the woman went home, fetched her cat, and returned to the store. With her cat in tow, she was able to purchase the food.
The following day, she came back to buy two cans of dog food. Once again, the cashier insisted on proof that she had a dog. So, the woman went home, brought in her dog, and successfully bought the dog food.
A day later, the woman returned with a small box that had a hole in the lid. She handed it to the cashier and said, “Would you please put your finger in the hole?”
The cashier hesitated and replied, “No way, there might be a snake in there!”
The woman reassured her, “There’s nothing in there that could hurt you, I promise.”
Reluctantly, the cashier put her finger into the hole, then quickly pulled it out, exclaiming, “That smells awful!”
With a grin, the elderly woman responded, “Exactly. Now, may I please buy two rolls of toilet paper?”
