Meme of the day and funny pictures part 2 "snow flakes beware" (Part 1)

[Fred30]

[Fred30]

[Gary263]

I told this joke to my wife. She said “No. It would be less slippery if they wore underwear.”

[Jeff267]

I like:

Me: Hey Google, how far is it from (my location) to (any selected location)?

Google: I’m sorry I didn’t understand.

Me: What is the distance from------- to ------?

Google: I’m sorry, I didn’t understand.

Me: MFn piece of damn JUNK!

[Jack144]

so broke i cant pay attention

[Jack2]

If it cost a nickel to sh!t I’d have to puke.

[OldDude49]

[Karacal]

Happy Birthday

[Karacal]

Been there too many times, Siri went to her safe space.

[BeanCounter]

[Karacal]

[Gary263]

Thanks. Another year younger.

[Karacal]

[Karacal]

[Karacal]

[Karacal]

[Fred30]

[Fred30]

[Fred30]

[Fred30]