Iran threatens US involvement will lead to ‘all-out war’ — as Tehran reportedly prepping to strike American military bases

Someone was talking about North Korea has atomic weapons, why don’t we go after them? I would have to reply that they are not attacking anyone yet and Iran has been.

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14 MOP bombs!

420,000 pounds of go F’ yourself!

Sounds good to me!

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From this point on, see something, take action (whatever’s applicable),

then …where’s da Shovel?


:microphone: "IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA’S AND GETTING LOST IN IRAN! :musical_notes:

‘SHUT THE DUCK UP CARL!’ :laughing:
They said he wouldn’t dood it?.. HE DOOD IT! :rabbit_face: :carrot: I guess they liked the STICK!

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'I GOT IT! BAM! We just have to drop JB Pritzskzser (whatever) on LA ! ‘Brisket Buster!’

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Excerpt:

“… Iran’s parliament has voted to close the Strait of Hormuz, the vital shipping channel through which around 20% of the world’s daily oil flows.

The move, which could block $1 billion in oil shipments per day, is likely to send oil prices soaring.

It will come into effect pending a final decision by Iran’s Supreme Council…”

Excerpt:

“… Secretary of State Marco Rubio responded to the potential closure in an interview with Fox’s Maria Bartiromo, saying the move would be “a massive escalation that would merit a response.” He added, "We have responses available that are devastating.”

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Ramming speed…

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Subsonic.

Tomahawks travel at ~550mph

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Fools gonna do foolish things.
animal-house

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It’s no wonder India almost went to war with them.

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I suppose this means they’re going to withdraw their Noble Peace Prize nomination. Shucks.

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UM…Pete? ‘What do we have Left to play with in stores Bruh?’----P-DJT.
Pete: Lesee , King of the World we have all sorts of nasty sh!t! We have DEW’s that will burn through ships, Iranian Parliamentary Walls, We have …um Seals N Deltas ready to go by 0 Dark 30. We have boxes of Cellphones, Pagers and Robotic Goats…um..the 'GOATS are still in the ‘Testing’ phase but the results so far have been Amazing! We sent a bunch over to the Capitol building yesterday… ‘snicker, snicker’. :laughing:

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‘UM, Pete?’ Heheheheheheheheheheheheheh! :rofl:

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So they flicked the lions nuts and got three big holes in the ground. So exactly what do they think is going to happen when the Kick Uncle Sam in the nuts?

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use-as-required-use-when-required
Me thinks IT’S TIME!

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We have TWO carrier groups in the region. I’m pretty sure he can’t close SHITE!!! Every time they launch a missile we read the heat signature of the launcher and that gives it’s position away so they get immediately vaporized.

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Indeed. It would be a very unwise move. I have no doubt that this possibility was one of many that we anticipated and have established a plan for.

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Ding, Ding, Ding! Your Orders ready O mighty KING!


One Parking lot Comin’ UP!

‘NEXT IN LINE!’
Allah say’s: ‘Oh Jesus!’ these Clerics are stoopid!’

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Iran doesn’t own the Strait of Hormuz. They also think they own the Gulf. They don’t.

If China and/Russia keep their noses out of this. The outcome could be epic.

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