A well-deserved Nobel Peace Prize 
for Trump unlike the one
given to Obama
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I hope when they hang the Soweto Suzy they get all his clones too! 
Do you know how to tell it’s a Clone?
Pull down their pants (They have no ‘Works’–male/female)
Some who post here same same! Frustrated Little Bugger’s!
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There HAS to be another way…
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Alright, howz about ’ they have flat feet!'… better?
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And just a little incentive to believe me (and proving I haven’t lost
my mind completely) It’s been PROVEN that make-up artists have been hired
to ‘produce’ MASKS that would fool the average Sheeple.
In these trying times of blatant assassination attempts one can’t be too careful.
So? don’t believe in Clones? I’m cool with that.
But which Politician is the REAL ONE? hmmmmmm?
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Preemptive strikes have proven effective in the past - I’m thinking about launching (launching 
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Too EZ
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Can Ally-Gator’s CO-Exist with Py-Rhannna? Askin’ for a fiend!----Croc-o-dilly!
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I gotta think about this so I’ll see ya after a while… 
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Please do.
As I wish for all involved to dine on Illegal merch (and not themselves) ! 
- NO ANIMALS WERE HURT IN THIS PEACEFUL EXPERIMENT!
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It just occurred to me that if California lakes became infested with the dreaded Pee Rannas, Newscum would pass a law against harming them and just like that, there’s your new lefty flag.
Cop cars on fire following the outrage against mean republicans who just want to go swimming without losing limbs
Don’t laugh - it could happen
I’m borderline autistic but I’m happy
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I’m ‘Tri-Polar’ so I can relate!
I don’t know if I love you guy’s, Hate you or don’t give a duck!
(Stop Laughing!) some days are actually like that! 
WWG1WE GO ALONe? WTF?
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Live Trump statement this morning about the violations of the cease fire. Paraphrasing, two kids that have been fighting for so long they don’t know how to stop. “They don’t know what the Fück they are doing.”
There will be some stern talking to’s from dad this morning…
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With one little (deranged-sorry brother but this name fits here) wishing to kill
his other brother so dead and drive the rest into the Sea I don’t see either
side handing each other ‘Coexist’ bumper stickers.
Sometimes daddy has to ‘Cain and Able one of them’—Peacefully of course 
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First tiime he’s ever used that word in public to my knowledge. Money in the swear jar. Up to this point, considering everything the swamp and liberals have thrown at him, he’s shown greater personal restraint than any other human except perhaps Ghandi.
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Look out your window! You already know they do.
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