Florida Woman, Not Man

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it’s a shame she didn’t find any sharks.

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“She should have swum in DC…plenty of sharks there…”

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She tried to 1-up Florida Man

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Attempted suicide. She needs help.

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I read up on that…weird… I NEVER heard of that until just now. (Florida Man…or is it Men?)
I guess it’s hard to TOP the current DC Weirdness.
For instance I read (here i think it was a post on another Topic)
"the Babylon bee " can’t call it NEWS right? Sort of national Lampoon right?

“hunter Puddin’ Jr. Doesn’t exist?” That was some out there reading,
or Karine jean muppethead saying "Puddin’ Sr.'s (80) is the new (40)??? :upside_down_face: :upside_down_face: :upside_down_face: :upside_down_face: :upside_down_face: :upside_down_face: :upside_down_face:

No wonder people like this poor soul wish to self-terminate… “i wish to meet sharks”? REALLY???
These Criminals are pushing nice people like this over the edge Daily… SAD

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Speaking of sharks; did you see that huge Maco shark a few beach goers wrestled back into the water?

It’s Florida Man. Every news story of someone doing something really stupid seems to start with “Florida Man…”

e.g. Florida man’s wild excavator joyride ends in Walmart wreck - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

Or

He’s sort of legendary, all the trouble he can get into. He’s like our Bigfoot, except we wish he’d spend more time hiding and less in the news :rofl:

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The PENALTY for lighting a JAGUAR on fire is swift and immediate DEATH!

This is NOT Negotiable! :rofl:

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Jaguars are loaded with problems. I’m surprised they even start. :innocent:

Peace brother only pulling your leg :clinking_glasses:

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Cute, Brother…

Florida Man this time.

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Gone are the day’s when someone tries to Harm/Kill a Peace Officer they
deserve IMMEDIATE Sentencing. Street justice. This man is EVIL and should have
been dispatched from this Earth. “Extensive criminal record” Life Long Crim.
“AMBUSH” of law Enforcement.
Yet It Lives. Revolving door justice…Is he out already?.. Pathetic.

WWG1WGA

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Florida Woman, again.

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New or maybe old twist on the Nigerian scammers. My rich uncle has died and left $2500. I can’t access the money yet. I’ll write you a check for that amount and you send me one for $2000 and call it even.

If your rich uncle only left you 2500 bucks, he didn’t like you very much :rofl: :rofl:

That’s just a month’s rent around here!!

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It’s big money in Nigeria though.

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($5.00) is big in Nigeria!