it’s a shame she didn’t find any sharks.
“She should have swum in DC…plenty of sharks there…”
She tried to 1-up Florida Man
Attempted suicide. She needs help.
I read up on that…weird… I NEVER heard of that until just now. (Florida Man…or is it Men?)
I guess it’s hard to TOP the current DC Weirdness.
For instance I read (here i think it was a post on another Topic)
"the Babylon bee " can’t call it NEWS right? Sort of national Lampoon right?
“hunter Puddin’ Jr. Doesn’t exist?” That was some out there reading,
or Karine jean muppethead saying "Puddin’ Sr.'s (80) is the new (40)??? 
No wonder people like this poor soul wish to self-terminate… “i wish to meet sharks”? REALLY???
These Criminals are pushing nice people like this over the edge Daily… SAD
Speaking of sharks; did you see that huge Maco shark a few beach goers wrestled back into the water?
It’s Florida Man. Every news story of someone doing something really stupid seems to start with “Florida Man…”
Or
He’s sort of legendary, all the trouble he can get into. He’s like our Bigfoot, except we wish he’d spend more time hiding and less in the news 
The PENALTY for lighting a JAGUAR on fire is swift and immediate DEATH!
This is NOT Negotiable!
Jaguars are loaded with problems. I’m surprised they even start. 
Peace brother only pulling your leg 
Cute, Brother…