Never forget your favorite Tiger…
No step on snek
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THIS^^^^^^^^ is how I truly feel! Every year I ask for a Barrett .50 cal
and EVERY year my hearts desire is ignored and I get socks or a woolen cap!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Santa must have been the first to go WOKE!
He never brought me the ‘Hoe’ I asked for either A shovel yes, but no hoe! Lighten up! Hey it’s not Political right?
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@Joseph488 Happy Anniversary, and time flies when you’re having fun! 
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An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: “Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000.”
Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
He went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic and this is what happened.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Aaagh! This is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor Young: “Oh no you don’t, that’s Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!”
Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so. Here’s your $1000 back.”
Dr. Young: “But this is only $500…”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”
Moral of the story: Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer "
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dark matter (has another name)… read book of EPH: 4th chapter 6th verse last sentence…
and you can NOT prove too many things in science…
furthermore science is a METHOD… not the know all be all of knowledge…
it constantly changes it’s facts and corrects itself…
cause what was believed to be science fact yesterday… is dis proven today…
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Thank you brother Don! I think I read that with the right melody in my head
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Thanks for the Calvin and Hobbes. They were one of my all time favorite comics.
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