The wife and I were watching a suspenseful movie and I could tell she was way into it but had the hick ups. I yelled AHHHH and she smacked me just like that. I began to laugh and I responded to her," Ain’t got hick ups no more !" 
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But the end of the story is: So I ran out to catch her before she could drive off. I got to her just as she was about to slide into her seat and grabbed her by the leg. I tried to get her out, pulling her leg, pulling her leg… Just like I’m pulling yours.
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I had an incident like that but, I was at McDonalds afterwards and she got up and left her bag in her seat. So, I jumped up and grabbed the bag and took off. When I got home I looked in the bag to see what she had bought and it was full of bologna just like my story!!
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Time to go shopping with my brother!
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Two older men were walking in the park one afternoon. About halfway around they stopped to sit on a bench and soak up some sun. As they were chatting a dog ambled over, flopped down, and started licking his privates. The one old guy turns to the other and says, “Man, I wish I could do that!”. The other fellow thinks a moment and answers, “Me too, but I’m afraid he’d bite me.”
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