The good thing for the bad guys in your neighborhood is that you’ve given them way more than enough opportunity to rethink their terrible idea before reaching your door.
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For the literate bad guy there are multiple warning signs on the fence also. Warning about the dogs and their owners.Oh, I didn’t mention I have cameras to be entertained by what Damien and Thorn are doing to the dumbass that climbed the fence.
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‘Hello? Crime Scene Clean-up?’ Yeah, It’s me again’… 
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Making dinner reservations, Don? 
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‘Joseph? How would you like to earn a coin?’ 
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Very well, Sir. Shall I take you to meet the Sommelier?
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‘The Sommelier is ALWAYS in…would you like a tasting?’
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Certainly. He has many fine offerings I would love to try out.
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That’s ridiculous.
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I live a totally different lifestyle than most people here.
As a delivery driver for a global brown truck hauling company….
I can say that there were plenty of neighborhoods I delivered that the doors were not just unlocked but WIDE OPEN!
That’s likely changed in the 12 years since I delivered.
I never leave my truck or front door unlocked!
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In NC the law says that you are automatically assumed to be under a deadly threat if someone breaks in to an occupied dwelling. The defendant has to prove he was peacefully breaking in to your house and would never hurt a fly.
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That make no sense for a whole plethora of reasons. I hope it is to reduce the amount of break-ins. Morally I couldn’t shoot somebody because they only broke into my house.
I think is is because they have to be violent to break a door down or possibly break a window to crawl through. I don’t think the assumption works if your doors or windows are unlocked. Personally, if someone is willing to break my locked door or window, I wouldn’t dare think that they wouldn’t do the same to me. I’m happy to have them try to prove they wouldn’t in a court of law.
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Can’t really ‘prove’ anything if he’s a member of the ‘Chalk Line Club’ now can he?
Just sayin’
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Cause and effect. What else can I say?
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