A boss tells his secretary,
“Pack your bags—we’re traveling abroad this week. Make all the arrangements.”
The secretary calls her husband,
“Sweetheart, I’m going abroad for work with my boss this week.”
The husband, seeing an opportunity, calls his secret lover,
“My wife’s out of town—come stay with me!”
The lover calls one of her tutoring students,
“I won’t be available this week. No lessons.”
The student calls his grandpa,
“Grandpa, my teacher canceled class! Can I come spend the weekend with you?”
Grandpa calls his secretary,
“Plans have changed—my grandson is coming to visit. Cancel the trip.”
The secretary calls her husband again,
“Change of plans—my boss canceled the trip. We’re not going abroad.”
The husband scrambles to call his lover,
“My wife isn’t leaving anymore—our plans are off.”
The lover calls the student,
“Never mind! Class is back on this week.”
The student calls Grandpa again,
“Sorry, Grandpa! My teacher rescheduled the lessons. I can’t visit anymore.”
Grandpa sighs and calls his secretary one more time,
“Forget what I said earlier—my grandson’s not coming after all. The trip is back on. Make the arrangements again.”
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YOU KNOW ME SO WELL BLOOD BROTHER…
Don102. This thread bit of humor. It made me think yes Sir. I got a headache 
im still thanking I need a bit of honey Here’s ya all a Root Beer 
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Sir i had to stop thinking it was to painful lol. Where is da a leave woohoo 
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