WTAF? they're trying to get in our underwear?

is this for real???

U.S. government to launch “SMART ePANTS” and other computerized clothing to SPY on Americans’ bodies

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What has come to be known as the “deep state” is pushing for the launch of “smart ePants,” which the Armed Forces Communications and Electronics Association (AFCEA) claims “could revolutionize the Internet of Things by collecting data to help intelligence, medical and sports communities.”

Computerized clothing is the latest effort by the United States intelligence community (IC) to biometrically surveil every person with precise detail by looking under their clothes and down their pants – for “national security,” of course.

The perverts over at the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) announced on August 22 that IARPA (Intelligence Advanced Research Projects Activity), the advanced research and development arm of the IC, will be developing Smart Electrically Powered and Networked Textile Systems, or SMART ePANTS, over the next three-and-a-half years – the halfway point between now and 2030, which will mark the end of seven years and the fruition of Agenda 2030.

According to reports, the SMART ePANTS program involves the creation of digital clothing with “integrated audio, video, and geolocation sensor systems that feature the same stretchability, bendability, washability, and comfort of regular textiles.”

(Related: Did you know that e-commerce retail monopoly Amazon is guilty of harvesting children’s data from its Alexa-powered “smart” speakers? Sickos.)

Finance giants BlackRock, Vanguard both hold stakes in smart clothing

In partnership with the Naval Information Warfare Center, Pacific, IARPA is busy developing shirts, pants, socks, and even underwear that “listen” and record both video, audio, and pictorial “intelligence” for the spooks in Washington, D.C., to look at and consume – again, for “national security.”

IARPA awarded research contracts totaling more than $22 million to a company called Nautilus Defense and Leidos, Inc., according to an August 9 announcement from the Pentagon (aka, the Pentagram).

SRI International, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), and Areté are all also receiving cash to help develop smart clothing technology, though in amounts that remain undisclosed.

Finance giants BlackRock and Vanguard, both of which profited from the sale of Wuhan coronavirus (COVID-19) “vaccines,” are similarly invested to the gills in smart clothing – they are also invested in so-called “vaccine passports” and “digital wallets,” which will likely play a major role in the coming new age.

“IARPA is proud to lead this first-of-its-kind effort for both the IC and broader scientific community which will bring much-needed innovation to the field of ASTs [Active Smart Textiles],” said Dawson Cagle, PhD, the SMART ePANTS program manager.

Cagle claims he came up with the idea while trying to concoct better health-monitoring options for his diabetic father – because there is always some “heartwarming” excuse for the latest dystopian nightmare to be unleashed.

Back in January, an article published in PubMed hyped the possibility of electronic textiles as representing a “new age of wearable technology for healthcare and fitness solutions.” Its many possible applications include in bedding, diapers, and even COVID face masks.

Wearable smart clothing can also be used for “monitoring health conditions, treating chronic diseases, rehabilitation, and improving health and social lifestyles,” the paper further states.

“SMART ePANTS could revolutionize the Internet of Things by collecting data to help intelligence, medical and sports communities,” says the Armed Forces Communications and Electronics Association.

Critics like Ted Claypoole, meanwhile, a legal expert and cyberspace law committee chair for the American Bar Association, says the privacy concerns stemming from this invasive technology are “obvious.”

The fabrics currently in development by the IC are “not just for keeping our people safe,” he told The Defender, “but also for finding and following smart-fabric wearers who do not know they are being followed.”

If it has “smart” in the name, you would be dumb to buy it. Learn more at Surveillance.news.

Sources for this article include:

ChildrensHealthDefense.org

NaturalNews.com

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

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Sounds like a fetish thing :rofl:

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I’m glad I can sew.

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Great now the government is trying to get into my pants…

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Nah, they just want to sterilize everyone to validate the need for illegals.

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And into children’s pants as well. What’s next, hair sniffing hats? :thinking:

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Yea,there’s a disturbing trend…one of these days these moron pedophiles are going to go to far.

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Glad I wasn’t talking a drink of something

Edit more like a sorting hat like in Harry Potter

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This sounds like something are perv of a President would like!

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SIMPLE! to the point!

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THERAPY! INDEED!

My Sister Crochets a Great 'Sorting hat!"
they fly off her table every show!

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No, that would take Biden’s job, he wouldn’t appreciate that, you horse-faced, pony soldier. :rofl: I am not going to take your M-15. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Yeah, but does his father smell of elderberries??

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“and your father smelt of elderberries”. Okay, I had to reseach that one. Some of you guys apparently are huge fans of Monty Python. I was a wee lad when they were popular. :sunglasses:

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Definitely rent The Search for the Holy Grail for starters. You’ll see all the references on the community :smile: Its kind of non stop around here.

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Definitely rent The Search for the Holy Grail for starters. You’ll see all the references on the community :smile: Its kind of non stop around here.

“I LOVE YOU GUY’S!”
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MONTY PYTHON for EVERYBODY! It WILL change your Life, Just ask Brian! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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I have watched, probably, all or most of their movies when I was younger, but I am not a cult follower, so I don’t recall much of them. If you were to ask about “toast”, I would understand, even though I only saw that movie a few times in the theater - and long after it was originally released. I had a couple of friends that were huge Rocky Horror Picture Show fans - they, literally, could recite the entire script.

[edit] In the re-run theaters, I believe just about everyone was drunk. and/or high, that were in the audience. I believe it was a requirment to smuggle in beer and/or pot to be an audience member. I was not into pot, and I did not need to smuggle beer as there was enough “extra” beer freely given to anyone around those that did - though that was usually the light-weights that could not handle more than a couple of beers, but “thought” they could. :sunglasses:

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LET’S DO THE THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!
It’s just a jump to the Left!
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Put your hands on your hips! etc etc like that?

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