Woman shoots at KFC drive-thru over missing fork and napkin: report

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That woman is very serious about her silverware… :grinning:

I wonder if she will be ‘red flagged’ and have her guns taken away.

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God, I hope so.

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Wow! I didn’t hear about this in Louisville. If she is caught, she’s looking at one or more counts of wanton endangerment 1st degree along with probably a felony criminal mischief charge.

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From Mercedes to new steel jewelry: sounds like a fair exchange? Wow.

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Scary. Thank goodness no one was hurt.

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In the comments following the article, one person wrote: “… did you all hear that the woman got angry — not the gun!”.
I just thought that was a great point.

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I’m just glad no one was injured or worse!

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…all over a missing “Spork”… :roll_eyes:

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Imagine what would have happened if they had shorted her a chicken leg!

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Seriously, this person needs to be identified and arrested considering what possibly could have happened. But on the other hand, who eats their chicken with a plastic knife and fork?

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It has been a long time since I had KFC @Russell, but back in the day, they had a mean mashed potato and gravy… :grin:

Not good enough for me to shoot at a window for, but was good back in the day.

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@Fred_G I think you’re still correct about the mashed potatoes and gravy, although I tend to lean a little more towards Popeye’s these days with Cajun rice. But Lord forbid I have to use the leg bone to help scoop it into my mouth. :rofl::rofl:

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This is why you should always have a Tactical Spork in your vehicle - Sporks Save Lives!

or if you prefer:

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I used to have a really nice Boker fork and knife with stag horn grips. Even had a leather holder for the belt. Who knew a spork fetish could have such influence?

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Good for her. Her case isn’t in the CourtNet system yet. I wonder how many counts of Wanton endangerment she is facing. I’ll have to check again next week.

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Jonelle Jade Dare has been charged with Wanton Endangerment 1st Degree, a Class D felony (1 to 5 years in prison) and Criminal Mischief 2nd degree, a Class A Misdemeanor (up to 12 months in jail). She will be arraigned today in Shelby District Court today at 1:30 pm. She is currently being held in, sorry I mean has accommodations the luxurious Shelby County (KY) Detention Center an all-inclusive resort outside Louisville, Kentucky. At her arraignment today, a plea of not guilty will be entered, bond will be set and the case will be passed for a preliminary hearing. If she is not able to make bond, the hearing will take place within 10 days of today for a determination of probable cause. When the judge finds probable cause, and she will, it will be sent to the Grand Jury for indictment unless she and her attorney are able to negotiate a plea to a reduced misdemeanor offense. I do not see the prosecutor agreeing to that and I think the bond will be high since they had to extradite her. She looks good in stripes, much better than orange!
19-12-10 - Dare Mugshot

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Ms. Dare was arraigned on December 9. Her public defender entered a plea of not guilty and she continues to be held on $5000 full cash bond. Her preliminary hearing is set for 1:30 on Dec. 19 to determine if there is probable cause to send this to the grand jury.

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