Why Don't We Do It In The Road

(Paul) McCartney was inspired to write this song after witnessing two monkeys having sex in the middle of the road in India. He described it as a liberating sight.

"No one will be watching us. Why don’t we do it in the road?

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Hey Married, Pick Up Truck Drivin, Police Commissioners need love too…

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“Detroit police commissioner Bryan Ferguson caught in car with prostitute’s head in his lap - claims she just jumped in the car and refused to leave”

You’d think a police commissioner would be smart enough to not drive around seedy streets in a big city with his doors unlocked?

Unless of course he wanted someone to jump in. But naw, his version makes a lot more sense;)

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Ha! I was just drivin’ to Walmart in my pickup to get some lawn fertilizer when this hooker suddenly jumps in my truck.

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