Why Dads Should Be Dangerous

Happy New Year

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Weird how that happens?

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REMINDER: A healthy pile of bags of LIME sends a message to ‘boyfriends’ also.
(Positioned right next to the Excavator makes a pretty picture Bruh! :grimacing:

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I learned finally to stay out of bars especially with a good looking girlfriend because it’s a fight every freaking time. Face it, never mind all the bull crap about “ oh I just wanna have a few with some buddies and play some cribbage “ because bars or 99% of them are where people go to meet someone and get laid, but there’s nothing wrong with that but don’t try to kid someone or yourself about it. And they are for single people, remember “ Cheers” was a TV show,

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100% false. Secondly, I was on vacation with my wife and daughter. Thirdly, my wife and I used to - pre-COVID-19 - go out after work to local bars - except by law in Virginia, there are no bars - to eat and have a couple of drinks. It was common practice in the city.

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I can testify to the efficacy of bags of lime next to a couple of shovels as being very good at warning young men who want to date your daughter. My daughters boyfriends at different points have taken that warning very seriously.

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YEPPER! and showing up opening the door with a Pump Shotgun and a Bandolier of shells is a mighty big deterrent rather than the usual threats, , hog tying them and rippin’ out their fingernails… ’ Bring her HOME BY 11 or your Momma’s gonna weep wheelin’ you axx around for the reast of your life’— said by 'Levoux in ‘Den of Thieves’

What? it’s true… :upside_down_face:

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OR! (I’m warming to this Thread!)

A WOOD CHIPPER with a small pile of shoes around it! ’ Tactically Scared Straight!’

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mic drop

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