The new bill outlines super assault pistols as having any of the following characteristics:
- A grip that allows for a grasp in which the left/right terminal potions of the upper limbs of a human or nonhuman primate can touch
They made it monkey proof!
I live tooo close to this craziness!
LOL. April fools can’t be over soon enough.
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Honestly, I would not be surprised if CA tried to do this. 
LOL Had me right to the end, it’s sad that we would believe this is possible. 
Had me going.
There is also a pending bill in CA legislature to make April 1st a special holiday in honor of former Sen. Kevin “Ghost Gun” de Leon.
I live here in Cali. I can’t believe this crap keeps happening to us! We and other CA Patriots are trying. We have some success. So much corruption in this state it’s ridiculous. Shall not be infringed!
From the arrival. But it does sound like the trash California.
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My Governor is an idiot.
We must have the same Governor