Trying to make a political correct snowman

So early this morning at …

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The Karen of the neighborhood complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans , down the street, complained about the carrot nose, veggies are food, not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

8:40 Someone called the cops who show up to see what’s going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon.

8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow women? I am called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I’m on the morning news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this wintery weather here in the Midwest.


You have made my day, @Fred30 :joy:

Thx God the Snowman made by my neighbour’s kids on my yard. (YES…on MY yard) is almost gone… Hat was blown away, carrot eaten by bunnies… Now I’m safe…the Snowman is just two snowballs sitting on each other.

Hopefully I won’t be bothered by “three balls” lovers… :wink:

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@Burdo … where is AR15? :wink:

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