The Night They Drove Ole Dixie Down

While the rest of the world (except for Joe Biden) focuses on the atrocities of the Hamas attack on Israel we here at home are focused on racism based on nutrition and good health. Here I am having reached 60+ worried about being a racist because I take the skin off of my fried chicken.

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Whoda thunk, ehhh… :crazy_face:

An example of “group think” the left is pushing. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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I like my chicken brown and crispy… :face_with_peeking_eye:
Oooppsss… :shushing_face:

But to be even… I like my milk white.

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Well at least my little extra around the middle is now socially and politically correct even if the rest of me may not be;)

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From the link:

"The slide suggested that BMI should stand for “badly mistaken idea,”

I have to agree with that cherry-picked part of one of the sentences. I spent a bit of time at the Cooper Clinic in Dallas back in the 80’s. Ken Cooper is credited by many as the “Father of Aerobics”. They had a facility dedicated to testing cardiovascular fitness as well as a dunk tank they used to accurately measure Percent Body Fat. My BMI for most of my adult life classified me in the borderline obese category despite an average of 12% body fat!

“Father of Aerobics” Kenneth Cooper, MD, MPH to receive Healthy Cup Award from Harvard School of Public Health | News | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health

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Well there I have it, fact checked and everything!
With a BMI of 77 I am clearly NOT a racist!
Full disclosure I am not a BMI of 77.
But if I do lose weight, I’m a racist?.
I’ll have to talk to my cardiologist about this dilemma!

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The only time I do that is when I want to deep fry them separately.

Funny and sad at the same time watching people who could hardly move because of their BMI emptying their cart full of canned soda which happens to have a “sale” every week.

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So now BMI is racist?That’s right up there with the metal detector being racist…lmao. I checked mine…20.5 i must be racist as hell.

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“YOU WHAT!” take the skin off your fried Chicken! Southern People would find a tall tree and hang you!
(for good reason :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:)
“You What!” Like your Milk WHITE! Anything White is Racist! Your stove is probably WHITE! and GAS TOO!
I Pray to God in Heaven above your Car isn’t WHITE also! (Probably Children Killing GAS TOO!
YOU Sir may not last the night! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:let’s resurrect Diane she was a TRUE American :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Jack LaLane was an Assassin! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: BMI racist! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: These Socialists are phucked in the Head! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: It’s ALL Israel’s fault!

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Israel’s Prayer to Hamas and Hez-E-Bolla!
(telepathically because Jewish people can do that! :rofl:)

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooou better watch out, You betta not Cry
the Bear Jew is gonna stick an UZI in your Eye!
The Gaza strip is gonna be a Parkin’ Lot tonight!
C’mon folks, sing the chorus with me you know the words!
Their gonna use some Nukes, It’ll make you puke!
But fear not Iran is going to be dust soon too!
You’re gonna need a $hitload of virgins real soon!
La La La La Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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I think I’m more racist as I think I am not. But does anyone around me still thinks I am a normal person?

I drive BLACK car, eat BROWN paczki with RED filling. My kid’s bedrooms are painted in YELLOW.
Umbrella at my porch is RAINBOW because I like it and it reminds me happy childhood. I told my doctor to address me as HIM, not because I’ve got a penis… but because I am a MALE.

This list of my strange habits has no end…

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But I don’t give a f@#& :rofl:

I’m just an ordinary person… hopefylly still in majority in this Country… :grimacing:

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You Sir, Are a Beautiful soul
(I know these things)
My jaguar is black (I bought a Jag because I secretly love Karacal! Shhhhhhhhhhh don’t tell anybody!)
:smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_eyes: :star_struck: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_eyes: :star_struck: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_eyes: :star_struck: :star_struck:
My Oldest Kat is Multi Tan’s (a tabby) so, she MUST BE GAY! We fly a camoflague flag so no one can see it!
My (2) remaining dogz are GERMAN SHEPARDS (So, I MUST BE A NAZI!—who knew?)
I LOVE LOVE PACZKI but I call them Jelly Donuts! (Weird I know! But I love them w/ Cream filling!)
so I MUST be a racist!
My BMI is 2,876,542! So i MUST be really IN sync with the Ministry of HealthEquity ,Justice and Silly walks!
And lastly BOHICA I love vegtables and Fruits (sooooooooooooooooooooooooo I must really really really be Gay!

We’re always the last to know I guess.
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Rock on Jerzy!

WWG1WGA

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I doubt it.

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I suppose i’m some sort of closet racist. My truck is white. My boat is white. Both have US flag decals on both sides, and the boat flies a huge US flag at the stern whenever I’m underway. My house is gray/green. I don’t give a rat’s a$$ about the shade of skin of anyone I deal with, but I do prefer the chicken on my grill is white meat. Actually, being from Buffalo, I like my chicken to be the wing part, and f-ing HOT!

With Blu cheese and celery :stuck_out_tongue:

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I doubt your doubt…
I’m still a believer…
:upside_down_face:

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I don’t doubt your doubt Bean doubts it! But anyone who really doubts it is probably racist!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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You eat FRIED CHICKEN??..you know Jerzy…well…you know

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If you don’t doubt my doubt Bean doubts it, that indicates your BMI must be above 2. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

lamps

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Who said I eat it FRIED? :wink:

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You know jerzy it’s hard to doubt your logic, but I doubt my BMI is above (2) because i’m just an OFWG
who doubts everything…I even doubt I doubt it so much I …uh…doubt it! and The kid when he say’s
“You know well…you know” I doubt his BMI is above (2) either…

This could get UGLY, I don’t doubt.

Hey, I didn’t know this…but did you know our Chairman of the joint (“Joint” is the first clue) chief of Staff is named "Charlie brown!’ He better be real careful because Snoopy is jewish!

Edit: " And so’s the Road Runner because Willi E. Coyote is a nazi (that’s why he never wins!’
(I don’t doubt) :upside_down_face: :upside_down_face: :upside_down_face: :upside_down_face: :upside_down_face:

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