The CDC says…

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Sounds about right, the CDC has been waffling since January. :roll_eyes:

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That why I don’t put much faith into the CDC they have put out lots of blarney.

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This just in…

The CDC recommends

Ah, screw it.

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Do Not Forget. The CDC is a Government entity, they answer to the current administration. They’ll tell you politics don’t effect there decisions but we can all see it, politics not only effects some decisions it DRIVES some decisions.

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CDC now recommends wearing two pair of underwear in order to slow the spread of farts.

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The CDC says

You may now eat silica gel.

The CDC says:

You may now insert that curling iron into an orifice.
You may now blow-dry your hair in the shower.
You may now drink the contents of your car battery.
You may now use this product in a way not specified by the manufacturer.
You may now grill food indoors.
You may now idle your car in a closed space.

Let’s see what natural selection comes up with!

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CDC= Communist Decision Center
CNN= communist news network
Both report to the who, who is apart of the united nations and they all bow down to the world economic forum who have run a global government for the last 40 years and they’re losing their grip on the planet and this results in the chaos we’re witnessing. Thank God for the constitution that is not for the government but for the people to protect against the government that has forgotten conveniently that the people are the government. Beyond that all ten Nuremberg codes had been violated. Those are also ment for the people as an early warning system to warn against tyranny. Tyrants naturally make their own laws and disregard any others. All just my opinions. :laughing::joy::rofl::sob::expressionless::flushed::face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Can you say “Pravda”?

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I know that’s the Bee, but that could have been a real story. I remember when businesses were blocking off every other urinal so men would social distance in the restroom. I’m sure those decisions were made by women who wanted to feel useful, because men already skip every other urinal.

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