This is from this awesome account on X
For those who have difficulty understanding the strange way words are used by politicians and the media, here is a glossary translating political rhetoric into plain English:
“crisis”: any situation you want to change
“bilingual”: unable to speak English
“equal opportunity”: preferential treatment
“non-judgmental”: blaming society
“compassion”: the use of tax money to buy votes
“insensitivity”: objections to the use of tax money to buy
votes
“simplistic”: an argument you disagree with but can’t answer
“rehabilitation”: magic word said before releasing criminals
“demonstration”: a riot by people you agree with
“mob violence”: a riot by people you disagree with
“a matter of principle”: a political controversy involving the convictions of liberals
“an emotional issue”: a political controversy involving the convictions of conservatives
“funding”: money from the government
“commitment”: more money from the government
“docu-drama”: a work of fiction about famous people
“autobiography”: a work of fiction about yourself
“federal budget”: a work of fiction about government spending
“people’s republic”: a place where you do what you are told or get shot
“national liberation movements”: organizations trying to create people’s republics
“policy research”: looking for statistics to support the position you have already taken
“stereotypes”: behavior patterns you don’t want to think about
“Reaganomics”: media explanation of downturns in the economy
“robust economy”: media explanation of upturns in the economy
“constitutional interpretation”: judges reading their own political views into the Constitution
“politicizing the courts”: criticizing judges for reading their own political views into the Constitution
“a proud people”: chauvinists you like
“bigots”: chauvinists you don’t like
“anti-war movement”: disarmament advocates who know the idea won’t fly under its own name
“private greed”: making money selling people what they want
“public service”: gaining power to make people do what you want them to
“innovation”: something new
“new innovation”: something new by someone who doesn’t understand English
“competency”: competence, as described by the incompetent
“moderate Arabs”: mythical beings to whom State Department officials make sacrificial offerings
“special interest lobby”: politically organized conservatives
“public interest group”: politically organized liberals
“accountability”: holding teachers, public officials, and private businesses responsible for the consequences of their misdeeds
“chilling effect”: holding journalists responsible for the consequences of their misdeeds