The Pentagon on Tuesday launched a new web portal where current and former service members, government employees and contractors can report UFO sightings.
I feel safer already.
Meanwhile if you want to report Islamic terrorists, Mexican drug gangs, or any other illegals streaming across the border, you are out of luck.
I saw Bigfoot riding on Lockness whoopin’ and Hollerin’ while clutchin’ EXCALIBER! in his paw
drinkin’ a pina colada while gettin’ lost in the rain giving the to a UFO! (or was that the Mezcaline
I took…Nevermind (my teeth hurt)
When I was 8 or so years old the kids in our neighborhood started a Bigfoot hunting club. On our first exploration into the swamp behind our homes a big tree came crashing down and we all ran home as fast as we could thinking a Bigfoot had pushed it over to chase us away. That was the end of our attempts to search for Bigfoot and our last trip into the swamp for many months:)