Report your UFOs here

The Pentagon on Tuesday launched a new web portal where current and former service members, government employees and contractors can report UFO sightings.

I feel safer already.

Meanwhile if you want to report Islamic terrorists, Mexican drug gangs, or any other illegals streaming across the border, you are out of luck.

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Ummm… What about Bigfoot. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
I know he’s not an ET but.

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Reminds me how Florida almost legislated protection for Skunk Ape, the local species of Bigfoot.

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As big as the universe is, I find it just as difficult or easy to believe or not there are intelligent life forms other than humans.

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It’s only a distraction from Israel and Ukraine……

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Silverton Bigfoot Captured on Video - YouTube

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If you dig past the surface level on Bigfoot, you start to dovetail with UFO’s, actually.

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Who say’s HUMANS are Intelligent Life Forms ?

PROVE IT! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:ILF’s!
God say’s every day"I created those things?" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:God say’s DO OVER! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

We give him a Headache!

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Sin,

I saw Bigfoot riding on Lockness whoopin’ and Hollerin’ while clutchin’ EXCALIBER! in his paw
drinkin’ a pina colada while gettin’ lost in the rain giving the :fu: to a UFO! (or was that the Mezcaline
I took…Nevermind :smiley: (my teeth hurt)

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My only sighting was of a Bigfoot riding a unicorn. Yours sounds more exciting. :joy:

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Well so far humans are leading as far as ILFs. We are just not doing such a great job at it.:pray::place_of_worship::woman_kneeling::person_kneeling::man_kneeling:

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It’s a Native American. :rofl:

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Whales; and women - they are Goddesses, or at least mine is. :sunglasses:

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A comment on their site, related to that video:
Terry Stouder

love that your mascot looks exactly like the video capture 🙂


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When I was 8 or so years old the kids in our neighborhood started a Bigfoot hunting club. On our first exploration into the swamp behind our homes a big tree came crashing down and we all ran home as fast as we could thinking a Bigfoot had pushed it over to chase us away. That was the end of our attempts to search for Bigfoot and our last trip into the swamp for many months:)

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This was an interesting take I just came across.

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How to deplete and reduce the number of service members from the strongest military ever! Good luck defeating the Chinese.
I’m signing up for Mandarin classes!

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By the time we have another war, the US will be using track or wheel mounted terminators robots. Any friendly people will have to have an ID chip in them or get whacked by said robot.

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你好 Nǐ hǎo hello @Scott52

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I mean it!