We are Here ta HELP YA HAW HAW HAW HAW LOL 
lol haw haw Haw seriously WTF lol
A Wonderful Day lol
Barefoot in the corny, girls get horny
Whatever that means 
From the movie Accidental Texan aka Chocolate Lizards
“Hey, Gringo! What does it feel like to lose all those times?”
Gringo Mojo: “Only time I ever felt like I lost was the day I quit getting in that ring.”
Accidental Texan
Beancounter We Don’t Need a swimming pool lol
I LOVE TEXAS! thank ya
Don’t Kick Texas In The Ankle 
Brother Cal there ya go lol
I hate Autococonut
That’s right up there with “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” 
‘Knees are fine but a Headshot is FINAL !’----- Some old Warhorse somewhere
Ever Just feel stupid trying to spell a word and autocucumber is like “man I have no idea either”?
YUP! I feel stoopid when ‘AUTO-KARACAL’ interferes with my Post verbiage also! I just want to write a Happy-Clappy Post and he just keeps nagging me to 'Hey Buddy Buy this Gun! or look 10,000,000 rounds of 9-Mil. for $13 Trillion dollars!, Annoying as hell! (sarc filled like a Jelly Roll) 
WHERE. WHEN. I gotta get started with R on this one, it may take a day or two to get that much scratch together…
World War Z! I love that movie!
I forget the quote by Capt Speke about the knees and spine when they were getting ready to peddle bike out to the C-130
- ‘Looks like we just woke the dead. In that respect, please turn off all pagers and cellphones’. Capt. Speke
‘Spines divine but knees just fine’? I couldn’t find it on Wiki-Quotes or the Internut.