You make it to the fridge?
I normally forget by the time I hit the kitchen, then think to myself,… “this isn’t the bathroom,…. And I don’t have to go!”
Then my dog will stare at me angrily and huff off to the back door and I’ll remember why I came upstairs! 
Though, I don’t normally play with my guns if I’m that drunk or tired! 
Why did I open this reply………………………….?
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I’m left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can’t quite remember. - George Carlin
I had higher better expectations for you than a Glock but I forgive you brother
My Staccato is easier.
Yes what’s up with Glock they are Like holding a Block of wood slippery when wet here’s ya a Root Beer 
Love Bobby jean and Debbie ann twofeathers. S&w m&p stays stuck while in your hand nice and tight through all .23 Rounds lol 
I voted to Day I hope . I. gessed. for the right shiitt seriously the verbiage on the ballot sucked!!
NO! That was A.J. Quinell bruh----I am no wordsmith.
Don102 when I voted today on the ballot it says what I think IM for and at the bottom of it says something else altogether it’s gussin I think I got a couple of answers right like show your id 
what a shiitt show seriously here’s a Root Beer Sir For say what it means and mean what it says wtf sir Love Bobby jean and Debbie ann twofeathers Sir thank you for your service Sir 
They just inducted.Bad company in to the Hall of Fame sady to Little TO LATE. Seriously wtf
If your from New York after this election your .NOT.WELCOME IN TEXAS . Governor ABBOTT.
but you are, you are, and so much more… 
Thank you for your service brother, and for your wit
Well! Woe is me Mr. Staccato - Not everybody gets to live the high life
If I ever want to remember what it feels like to shoot a glock 17, (I won’t) I could grab one of the red bricks out in the old shed and hit myself in the head with it.
The range in your choice of handguns indicates to me that you are a man of extremes.
Christmas will be here soon. Why not feel the spirit and heip a brother in need?
I would love one of them fancy guns - pretty please?
I’ve been on a steady diet of stale unsalted crackers, Arby’s sauce packets, and water straight from the hose ever since.
@TheKid did you hear that? He is asking for my help! 
Right now the fancy one is the ported P-10C with the HBI trigger kit.
Oh very well…I take back all those malicious rumors I spread about you
And all the world will love you just as long
As long as you are a shooting star
