Prez. Trump assassination attempt

You really need to read more and type less. That is ~ average for any person, and that isn’t someone who is speaking so much. So…you lie roughly the same amount. What should be done with you?

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Find me a human that you believe is honest and I’ll show you someone who lies.

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You misspelled Karine Jean-Pierre

Impressive!

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Not only does he HAVE baggage, he didn’t have enough so he STOLE some more.

On the other hand, I thought we were friends and there you go putting that picture up. :nauseated_face:

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Me thinks he’s obsessed with it. :roll_eyes: Bet he has it as a screen saver. :woozy_face:

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BUTLER, PA — The world of American politics was rocked by newly released footage from the attempted assassination of Donald Trump which clearly shows the shooter standing on the roof while holding a huge sign that reads, “I’M GOING TO SHOOT TRUMP.”

The video depicts the would-be assassin, whom the Internet has lovingly nicknamed “Ree Tardy Oswald,” dancing around on the roof, waving his AR-15 in the air, and prominently flashing a sign detailing his intentions of shooting Trump as several Secret Service agents looked on, scratching their heads in bafflement as to his possible intentions.

Secret Service member Jeff Galveston, clearly visible in the video, later said ascertaining the shooter’s true intentions was much harder in real life.

“It was just so hard to see what exactly he was trying to do,” Galveston recalled. “I personally wasn’t sure whether or not he may have been crossing his fingers behind the sign, you know? There was absolutely no way for me to be sure, so I just had to let the event play out. It was just so mysterious — how were we supposed to know that a guy with a sign saying ‘I’m going to shoot Trump’ had any intention of actually shooting Trump?”

“It’s unthinkable! I just couldn’t imagine it.”

The video sparked even more outrage over the Secret Service’s lack of action on President Trump’s behalf because it shows several bystanders pointing the sign out to baffled agents. “He is holding a sign that says he’s going to shoot Trump! Why aren’t you doing anything?” one unidentified bystander is heard saying.

At publishing time, another bombshell video revealed that the Trump shooter had set up a booth with the placard “I’m going to shoot Trump. Ask me how!” on the rally grounds over three hours before the incident.

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Babylon Bee Much Leo?

Or did you sneek into my Kitty’s Cat-Nip stash? :joy_cat: :joy_cat: :joy_cat: :joy_cat: :joy_cat: :joy_cat: :joy_cat:

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looking at her from a man’s perspective… :heart_eyes: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :hugs:

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well as long as the SS sat and watched him. he could’ve gone this route, and cleared up any confusion. and yes I receive the Babylon Bee and can appreciate their inciteful humor :joy_cat: :joy_cat: :joy_cat: :joy_cat: its better than crying about how they’ve almost ruined our country

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I love my Country but I am scared of my Government.

Well, it’s a good thing I’m not one of those tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist. Because if I was I would sure start to wonder. An awful lot of firsts going on at that rally.

First time a candidate for the Presidency in at least a 100 years has had an attempted assassination.

First time CNN has live streamed a Trump rally.

First time Secret Service has had Counter Snipers at a Trump Rally. Can’t leave that pesky assassin alive after he assassinates Trump, if he had been successful. It seems reminiscent of the clean up by Jack Ruby on Lee Harvey Oswald when JFK was assassinated.

An awful lot of firsts, but fortunately I’m not some Republican Conspiracy Theorist. These were all just coincidences. Honest and for true. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Title of article in New York Post👇 I am bad @ Internet today

Rally where Trump was nearly assassinated was first with counter-snipers — and won’t be last: Secret Service chief
By Social Links forJosh Christenson
Published Aug. 2, 2024, 5:16 p.m. ET

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USSS working diligently on the state of the art communications for the next outdoor Trump rally!

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Yes, he was my representative. My wife and I both gave him hell for his Mayorkas impeachment vote. He resigned after that.

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“HEY! I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!”
( By the way your TF Hat has an Invisibility Cloak installed on it Brother. Psssst, You’re already wearing it!)
WELCOME TO THE CT Fold!
“It 's always nice to see a fellow CT take the RED pill!”

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Well, how do I say this without having to ask AITA afterwards. When you start off by accusing an opposing viewpoint of, let’s call it, bad faith. You might want to make sure your house is in order. Something of which, you did not. It then makes you appear to be a vacuous agenda driven poser. Not that (I) am calling you a vacuous agenda driven poser. I am saying that you could appear to be a vacuous agenda driven poser. Allegedly. Cheers :clinking_glasses:. Hope that helps.

Edit: Allegedly. :joy::rofl:

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Now This guy is RIGHTEOUSLY pissed. He’s also correct…

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so am I and many others, I’m glad he has stood up and let his thoughts be known.

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“ALLEGEDLY!” Brother, Allegedly. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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