Oprah Releases Moving 1-Hour Special On Dangers Of Alcohol Abuse
Celebs·Sep 20, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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DETROIT, MI — Famed talk show host and meme subject Oprah Winfrey was showered with accolades today after last night’s release of a moving 1-hour special on the dangers of alcohol abuse.
According to viewers, Winfrey sat down with one of America’s most well-known drunkards for an interview, presumably in a thinly veiled attempt to warn Americans just what might happen if they also succumb to the siren call of the bottle.
“It was a really powerful show,” recalled Oprah fan Jack Morley. “I watched it as Oprah went through and hammed it up with whoever that other completely sozzled lady was on the show. It was a stark illustration of what can happen to a person when they fall into the abyss of alcoholism. I didn’t know a human could drink that much and stay conscious.”
While producers of Oprah’s show said that it wasn’t actually intended to be about alcohol abuse, Winfrey herself confirmed that she had hoped her message would hit home in the hearts of intemperate lushes across America.
“It’s always, ‘You get a beer, and you get a beer, and you get a beer!’” Winfrey complained. “I think we need to get our people back on the temperance train again. The clear message of this show is don’t drink, or you could end up like this poor soul!”
At publishing time, Winfrey was reportedly considering visiting the White House to do a special talk show highlighting the plight of dementia patients.
OK, That was for Yucks! amirite? But here’s my observation. The Bee is satire, it pokes fun at current events and Politicians. BUT there is always a colonel (o is dat Kernal? Duh!)of TRUTH to the subject matter. Think on it Folk’s , They poke @ the Haitian’s eating Family Pets, Pond Geese and Ducks!, they poke @ Pudding’s Dementia, they poke @ Pelosi’s drinking and now this.
Makes me go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I have nothing against Alcoholic’s, People who are addicted to sex, whatever floats your boat. As long as you keep your job, doon;t abuse your spouse you can ride the Titanic down to a watery grave. It’s totally SAD but for you it’s your call. The minute it (your drinking) bleeds over into the STUPID category: Drunk Driving, Spousal Abuse, Trying to run for public Office then we have a problem…Well, we have two problem’s really but I digress. 
If she has this ADDITIONAL issue it should be addressed BEFORE she gets close to the Big Chair.
Everybody claimed Ulysses S. Grant Fabulous General, Decent President had an alcohol problem (he did) but he kept that bitter man down after it cost him a post in California (hmmmm? California again?) He never took another drop. when his adversaries tried to get hiim to drink his adjutant ran them off!
We don’t need a drunkard in the BC! It’s bad enough she’s an idiot, But to have that added on top of the drinking could be disastrous.
Mi dos Centavos
