Your significant other has set up a last-minute relaxing weekend getaway to a quaint town about two hours away that you both have wanted to visit.
… if I catch him in 30 minutes…
Clean underwear, Momma always said to put on clean underwear every morning.
That is a great advice!
Just remember to take a shower every morning as well… otherwise you are free to use the same underwear…
BTW… I forgot to check my cat… there is no spot for a litter box
I can pack for a 2 week stay, in 30 minutes. Since I would already be wearing my CCW, all I need is the clean clothes to take with me.
I’ll take 5 minutes and still go to the bathroom. 5 minute prep tops.
My wife would be borrowing 20 minutes from me.
I’d pack my disintegrator raygun, because clearly my wife has been replaced by an alien invader clone. (No way my real wife who plans a month or more ahead with exquisite detail would be inviting me to a last-minute weekend getaway.)
“Relax. Sleep. Don’t worry, it’s not a pod.”
My clothes are already sorted so I will grab 2-3 changes of clothes, my toiletry bag and 2 bottles of water for the ride. I am always wearing my EDC, and my Get Home Bag is already in the car with extra stuff. Anything else we need, we can get while we are there.
I have to agree with @Alces_Americanus , it takes my wife 2 days just to make plans to go to the grocery store.
The scenario should be more along the line of a GOD bag. That would be more fun to think about.
But, most of the humorous answers here are best.
Also a note, it’s 1 hour from our place to the nearest city/town, so another hour really isn’t that big of a deal.
All the regular stuff on my Batman Utility Belt
GHB x2 (pull the other cars bag)
Keto type car snacks
Peanut butter sandwiches, coffee, Gold pan, fishing poles and gear, guns, clothes, and girlfriend.
Is the girlfriend to mak you sammiches and bring you beer?
No I’m not really like that. It’s just a stereotype Neanderthal joke.
She goes shy with the peanut butter. I like it spread thick! By the way, a good women has no problems making her man a sammich or bringing him a beer. A good man would appreciate a good women like that because they are precious! I love my girl !!!
I just grab my weekend getaway bag which is already packed.
A picnic basket
An appropriate change of clothes, including outwear for weather
.38 Roscoe and one or two speed loaders
Camera for capturing memories
Road map (yeah I’m a Retrograde)
In truth, my pack/travel technique always considers a possible zombie apocalypse.
Not too much, but not too little.
Enough to reach a re-supply.
Appropriate clothing and shoes
2 Extra Magazines
Packing for a weekend is easy. Regarding self-defense, I’ll have my standard EDC stuff … tactical knife, pepper spray, gun, and 2 mags. Leaving home, I typically bring a spare box of self-defense ammo as well.