Novelty or funny EDC items?

Seen any lighthearted novelty items related to EDC or hunting?

Some humorous, more decorative, others perhaps useful, or just plain bad ideas? Photos or stories welcomed.

and introducing …


Atleast those have spent primers🤣
Once, I had to grab a 9mm round to use when my foam popped out of my ear while AR’s were being shot, I couldn’t get it in my ear quick enough, worked but lost some hearing for about 6 hours.