Negligent discharge and DUI

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It takes a lot of balls to admit shooting yourself in the testicles. :wink::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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You got that wrong. It doesn’t take any balls at all. One can’t even say he’s nuts.

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What, he missed the free vasectomy at the Democrat convention?

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He used to have a lot of balls.

I’ll bet that hurt, a lot!

I wonder if that’s a case against appendix carry?

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No. It’s a case against drunked stupidity.

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Some have a head start without alcohol and their level of stupidity.

George Carlin said: Think how stupid the average person is, and realize half the population is stupider than that.

Now add alcohol. That’s a huge problem.

But, truth that!

Gun handling like driving does not mix well with alcohol.

You just should not have any amount of alcohol when doing either.

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no its a case of having a holster and not being drunk or stupid.
at least he has taken care of any chance of reproducing :+1: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Darwin’s theory of natural selection is proved again.

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Additionally, he probably blew out the prostate, and now he doesn’t have to worry about prostate cancer. :laughing:

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OR: he was really persistent in seeking an inexpensive alternative to an operation to become a transexual.

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:rofl:I was going to say that, you read my mind :face_with_hand_over_mouth: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Aren’t you the guy that keeps saying your mind is an open book???

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[
] Mr. Vaughn stated that he was appendix carrying his gun, and when he pulled it out while he was driving the gun went off; [
] after accidentally shooting himself, he threw the firearm out the window, but did not know where [
]

That’s called “muscle memory”. :slightly_smiling_face:
You shoot yourself and throw the firearm out the window, not even thinking about it.
These great moves required a lot of training and practice hours. :wink:

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Oh God. I swear if this is for that Tik Tok trend


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Dumbass later admitted he was just ‘Diken’ around
He was a little ‘Testy’ when first questioned
He HAD a lotta balls when he admitted drinking and driving
I guess you can say he now has a HOLE in ONE!
On the bright side he doesn’t need condom’s anymore
In cards does a G3c beat ‘A PAIR’?
The cops gave him ‘Softball’ questions @ first

He
oh, forget it! :upside_down_face:

Edit: ‘Oh wait!, can he now go to In and Out Burger?’

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