- “Your word always means more than your signature”.
- ”Give more to the world than you take from it”.
- ”Never make a $ at the expense of another person”.
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#4. never let your mouth write a check your body can’t cash.
#5. surrender is never an option.
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#6. Double Tap
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#7 Never Argue with a pig; You both get dirty and besides the pig likes it
#8 Never argue with an idiot. The ppl watching can’t tell the difference
#9 it’s better to take action now than to seek approval later
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But what if they’re just really, really stupid? Then it’s okay, right? There should be a stupid tax. As it is written, “Stupid should hurt.”
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#10. Never start a conversation with “listen you pin headed bastard”.
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See how a single girl keeps her room, this will show you how she will keep her house when she is married.
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Always start with some good comment like " I can’t believe you’re that stupid" or ask " are you a moron?" After that you can say what you wish…
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“What in the SLC were you thinking?!” 
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#11 never leave a brother behind 
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#12. Listen more and you’ll talk less.
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#13 Love good, abhor evil.
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#14. Never lick a steak knife
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#15. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
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yes absolutely you can do it all of the time
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The guy that coined that phrase said it like this,
“Mike, Never start a conversation with Listen You Pin Headed Bastard, you can finish with that but don’t start with that.”.
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Rules for traveling, especially if you like the road less traveled and going off the beaten path:
A. Do Not make eye contact.
B. Never enter one of their churches, especially during a festival or holiday.
C. Never try the ‘local delicacy’.
I can’t explain it, buy you’ll know one of ‘those’ towns when you see it.
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“Don’t confuse effort with results.”
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Sounds like Deliverance, USA
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I heard a little different version of that one
Don’t confuse Motion with Progress.
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