Mike Lee does it again - Too Bad it'll never happen

My esteemed Congressman Mike Lee has a great idea…

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REMOVE’ how?
(I’m warming to the idea)… :thinking:

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There is a cheaper way

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Maybe so, But not as satisfying…
Bang! Lights go out—Game over.

My way? … Walking them up the (13) stairs, that’s the last image their brain holds.
The scratchy rope goes over their head… That last thing they feel.
Not the quick death of a Boolit. Then they WAIT! Wait for the ‘Go Signal’, Wait for the
Hangman to nod @ the Officer in Charge… Then the Button is pressed (It’s a button on a controller
these days not a satisfying big A** level that groans when you when you pull it.
The trap door falls away from their feet and they HANG there for a second, RUH ROE!
Bowels void! Wphew! The LAST thing they SMELL! Glorious!

THEN THE SNAP! FINI ! KAPUT! SEE YA LATA ALIGATOR!, Buh BYE!
Does the brain shut off immediately as their neck breaks?
Or do they see the World as their body twists in the Breeze?

No Ryan, for some a Bullet is too fast.

WHAT? :dotted_line_face:

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Oh my, you juss mean!

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And then there’s the guillotine. Got into a discussion once with a health care professional when I stated how “humane” the guillotine was. She said it was not, asking me “how long can the brain last without oxygen?” “About two minutes.” I understood where she was going with it. “Why do you think the executioners would pick up the severed head and show it to the crowd while pointing it at the dropped blade?” If the eyes were open… well, you can surmise the rest. Today, we could use a high powered laser or plasma torch: cut and cauterize at the same time.

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MAN! I love the way you think Bruh!
But check this out if you put the Politic…CRIMINAL on their BACKS !
They get the added effect of seeing the Blade sitting there, shining in the Sun, Glinting, Taunting their Mortality!
But head on a PIKE or the Inside of a Wicker basket is OK by me the last thing they see!
(hey! I’m a poet and don’t even know it! :rofl:)

No, I’m not Violent, I’m Blood thirsty! (there’s a difference! Muahahahahahahahahaha)

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Plastic bags are reusable. Just sayin. No mess to clean up like those other methods.

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I prefer Warren Buffets solution.

Quick and Clean.

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Yeah, but so is Dons,…

And the gallows is far more intimidating to anyone thinking of becoming a corrupt politician.

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Don said bowels void. Just sayin.

Suffocation takes minutes.

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Well, yeah, when you die you loose control over your bowels and bladder.

And internal decapitation from hanging is nearly instant, vs the couple minutes of suffocation.

Drop the bodies, reuse the ropes.

That gallows structure is way more intimidating than some bags and a roll of duct tape.:wink:

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If, as a criminal, I had to chose between the methods, I would choose death by hanging.

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IF you want to ‘Send a Message’ Brothers THE GALLOWS ’ is the way to go (Guillotine second)
When they showed the (6-or 7) rope set-ups for the Pres. Lincoln assassinators standing there
(one frame) then all of them dangling twisting in the wind that was a powerful message.
Did they drop the doors all @ once or one at a time? Prolly one by one —hearing your co-conspirators
trap doors falling and the rope straining taking the body weight and possibly each neck snapping must have been a ‘VOIDABLE EVENT!’
I saw a guy in Syria he stole some food, they caught him and was immediately tried and convicted and hung. They got a rope (resourceful dudes) put it around the poor souls neck , looped it around a second story window frame and (5) guys pulled him up off the ground, No Gallows, No Trees, a window frame!
His body danced in the air like a Piñata, till he choked to death BRUTAL----MESSAGE SENT!
(oh yeah, they left him there for (2) days (what a friggin’ mess) poop and pee and a million Flies.
Women brought their Children around to show them what happens if you are caught stealing ( although you can’t hold it against them they were ordered to do it) The Muslim Brotherhood folk’s: Never waste a good message.

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Decapitation by sword,… just for the graphics of it…. The problem with this is that we do not have the swordsmen here in the USA that would be both capable and willing to make the stroke.

So guillotine would be my preferred way out.

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Heart attack after servicing a trio of nymphomaniacs?

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Death by SnuSnu!

Xacary!

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Not for me but for the worst of the worst pedophiles and such…

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He makes good CENTS,all those bureaucrat should remember who they work for

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